As being reported everywhere (ABC, CBS, NBC, FOX, USA Today, TheDaily News, The New York Times, CNN, The Boston Globe and about a million others) Donald Trump is now officially running for president, rounding out the Republican field at an even dozen. This was pretty damn sad.
Almost as quickly, many sources let us know just how full of shit he was. This was even sadder:
- Trump Tramples Facts – FactCheck.org
- Fact-checking Donald Trump – Politifact.com
- Fact checking Donald Trump’s Presidential Announcement Speech – Washington Post Fact Checker
- Donald Trump’s First Speech Was Basically Filled With Lies – Mediaite.com
- Welcome to the Donald Trump Show – Politico Magazine
If asked our opinion, we’d say that Trump isn’t really serious in his bid and that it’s simply a ploy to collect as much of the Republican’s crazy fringe as he can to eventually sell them off to the highest bidder with an endorsement. Serious or not, this move does make Trump, officially, a politician which allows us to cast judgement.
The Verdict
Trump is a politician that drenches us in Dumbassery, Douchebaggery and Dickory in torrential amounts. He has no positive traits whatsoever. He is convicted of the “Triple D”: Dumbassery, Douchebaggery and Dickory all in the Worst Degree. He is a terrible human being and is so sentenced to please, in the name of all goodness and light in the world, just go away.
